"Surely I've frolicked too hard. I shall search for my punishment."
from Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education, a Bill Wurtz video
"Fact: a hat is a very good rabbit habitat. Thanks for that."
from how to pull a rabbit out of a hat, a Bill Wurtz video
"I'm skipping work again, that's because I don't have a job."
from hi, i'm steve, a Bill Wurtz video
"Have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road, through a brick door and into a brick house?"
from maybe i could eat blades of grass, a Bill Wurtz video
"Actions speak louder than words, as long as you're mute."
I made this one, folks.
"Just let it happen, let it happen."
from Let It Happen, a Tame Impala song
"By the way, you shouldn't slouch in your chair. It's stunting your growth."
from The Best, an Amazing World of Gumball episode
"WARNING !!! COMPLETELY UNVIABLE !"
from Difficulty in Videogames, a videogamedunkey video
"No. Don't you touch my macaroni."
from Da Sims, a videogamedunkey video
"Is that a bad guy or a lens flare?"
from Bad Graphics, a videogamedunkey video
"Nice one, you just caught yourself lacking."
from Beginner Tries to Raid a Nether Fortress, a PolarSaurusRextra video
"Always trying, trying my best to be good."
from Trying My Best, a GUM song
"The eight wonders of the world; Easter Island heads, the pyramids, y'know. Useless crap like that."
from The Art of Youtube Fan Songs, a Chazington video
"The soup is cold, and the salad is hot. How is that even possible?"
from a Sonic Boom episode
"Does your life have a pause control?"
from Desert Bus (Sega CD), an AVGN video
"Howdy! I wear a giant hat to compensate for...? Uhh... the sun?"
from The Guy, an Amazing World of Gumball episode
"This isn't just Aron, this is Aron Pro."
from Watching Videos With No Views, a SootHouse video
"Who gives a f*** about an Oxford comma?"
from Oxford Comma, a Vampire Weekend song
"Hippity hoppity, the child is no longer your property."
from Predictive Text is an Agent of Chaos, a Matt Rose video
"You're winner!"
from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, a Stellar Stone game
"Your heart is wrong and must be removed."
from Jonkadelic, in the BTA! Discord server
"All our rides were... tested... for... safety... um."
from Lunacy Today: Day 2, a Will Berg video
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes."
from a Dan Vs. episode
"STOP JUST STANDING THERE AND DO SOMETHING!!"
from I. FINALLY. BEAT. TOMMY., a Poofesure video
"Florida is where logic goes on vacation."
from The First Stand-Up Comedy Special Written Entirely By Bots, a Netflix Is A Joke video
"You have a body. Jennifers always have bodies."
from The First Horror Movie Written Entirely By Bots, a Netflix Is A Joke video
"A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind."
from Buzz Is Not A Flying Toy, an AlpacaHawk video
"She wouldn't buy me the game, so I broke the TV. She's unfair, you don't know, go away."
from Greatest freakout ever 11, a wafflepwn video
"Let's we go, amigo!"
from Tibby, a character in Rhythm Heaven Megamix
"A cheeseburger, for eating? Eat it."
from Sheriff Domestic 20, a Sheriff Domestic video
"The jungle is on fire, go go run go go get to spaceship."
from The Awoglet How 6, a Sheriff Domestic video
"That's a dead kid. Yup."
from Petscop 2, a Petscop video
"Hmm. We don't know the lyrics for this one."
"You'll have to guess the lyrics for this one."
"Looks like we don't have the lyrics for this song."
"You caught us, we're still working on getting lyrics for this one."
all from Spotify, as it never gets the lyrics for said song
"Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our show's on."
from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2 - TIME, a Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared video
"I have risen, and the shaking has fallen."
"Judas, do not make it bad."
"Nahm ram xi mai cotton cotton cotton cotton cotton cotton cotton cotton store"
all from Google Translated Song Lyrics, a SootHouse video
"I knew I shouldn't have gotten those dodgy breast implants."
from Mak (aka Skydeckagogo), in the BTA! Discord server
"Franklin grinned."
I think this is a quote from one of my AR tests in elementary school.
"The years of plodding on, in fear of the bubblegum dog."
from Bubblegum Dog, an MGMT song
"First of all, I just want you to know that I am a mother. Just as a mother is to her children, I am to them."
from Amy Bennett, a character in Nathan Morgan: Dilemma
"[SERVER] Illegal characters in chat message."
from an error in the BTA! private server
"A profession I'd like to try for one day is... apple cider"
from Jackbox : Who's the Alien ?, a videogamedunkey video
"'Enigma of the Discount Bin', at the top of the charts!"
from an in-joke between me and Lexal
"You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt"
from Garfielf, a PilotRedSun video
"Remember kids, working together is better than alone."
from Sonic The, an Xploshi video
"[Music] [Applause] [ __ ]"
from Youtube auto-generated captions
"Age seventy but fountain works, huh?"
from Nathan Morgan, a character in Nathan Morgan: Dilemma
"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."
from unnamed boy, a character in Home Defender
"Alright, your speech organs seem fine."
from Dr. Leonard, a character in The Day Before
"Spring your miracle, competite your level."
from You’ll surpass yourself intelligence !, a post in r/engrish
"I'm married to my job, but my job said we should see other people."
from Lexal's website
"Bush hid the facts."
from a bug in Microsoft Windows
"I wanna defy the logic of all sex(x) laws."
from Sexx Laws, a Beck song
"Communications with beef boss's Wii Remote have been interrupted."
from a multitude of Poofesure's Wii Sports videos
"What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?!"
from a Ren & Stimpy episode
"Hooray for me and my ability to remember stuff."
from a member of a private Discord server
"I don't know if it's all made up..."
from Spiral Staircase, a Beck song featured in Sound Shapes
"1919 was 20 years ago."
from a search result involving Google's AI Overview
"People of India are going crazy that President Obama was constantly chewing gum!"
"...and then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth, then put it back- you can't do it, it's disgusting!"
both from President Obama was constantly chewing gum, a simonmoknok video
"Name an animal with three letters in its name, you said A L L I G A T O R"
from an old Family Feud episode
"The capital of Mexico is Mexico City. seems plausible"
from Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education, a Bill Wurtz video
"From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return."
"What's up, mothershuckers. My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall."
both from corn, a Slimecicle video
"Dude, Benson's gonna be so pissed."
from a multitude of Regular Show episodes
"What is love? Fruit? No. Bread? No. Fruit and bread? Probably not."
from what is love?, a Bill Wurtz video
"Look at you, so young and happy! Where did the years go?"
from a Spongebob Squarepants episode
"This product is vegan friendly."
I forgot where this one comes from. My bad.
"Jeeeeeez. Can she be more cringy?"
from Awful Police Bodycam Videos, a Chazington video (as a recurring gag)
"It's Deal-Tastic Me! And I bet this the most easiest decision you ever make!"
from JTs Chrysler Jeep Dodge advert
"Don't marry the Wii. It's not that great, and it's really shallow."
from Wii Safety- Taken too far!, a Jake Cat video
"You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before."
from Exposing Minecraft's Fakest Escapist, a Kenadian video
"I have a rash in an uncomfortable place."
from Tomodachi Life in Real Life!, an Alex Garbus video
"As I pull down this file menu, you will notice the word 'hope' does not appear. You will also notice there is no
command M for 'miracle'."
from 1989 Microsoft Word tutorial
"If bowling is an analogy for life, then bowling makes sense. Because it makes no f***in' sense."
from 1. PIN. AWAY. PAIN., a Poofesure video
"'In life is not if you nin or lose is if you me spice', as the saying goes."
from T-Shirt Translation Trouble TWO, a Matt Rose video
"So, we're technically canon, right?"
from Everything WRONG with our videos: VILLAGER NEWS!, an Element Animation video
"This contact lense represents you, and my eye represents my eye."
from Officer Earl, a character in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
"Typically, veggies can't be carried from room to room. However, since it was stuck in his head, this
didn't apply."
from The History of Super Mario Bros. 2 World Records, a Summoning Salt video
"Want to make more money? Here's how! Step 1: Have money. Step 2: Invest that money. 3. Profit."
I also forgot where this one comes from. My bad. (x2)
"Minecraft 6"
the scrapped title of Looking For A Woodland Mansion, a CaseOh video
"We are human, after all. Much in common, after all."
from Human After All, a Daft Punk song
"Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it."
from Technologic, a Daft Punk song
"No sauce is going to fix this atrocity."
from Popeyes Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp, a TheReportOfTheWeek video
"I don’t expect anything these days, so it is what it is."
from KFC's NEW Beyond Nuggets are Inedible, a TheReportOfTheWeek video
"Why the f*** do you eat Toy Story action figures"
from Ribbit, a Deltarune fan mod
"This marquee has given me too much power."
from another website's front-page marquee
"Welcome to the George Series, you kinda joined at a low point."
from Deadpool and Wolverine
"We don't have a bloomin' onion, we have a bloomin' PUMPKIN!"
from a Family Guy episode
"Let's go on an adventure! Why? Because we're tighter than bark on a tree! Oh, ok."
from The Snack That Smiles Back, a pamtri video
"Why does it take more than three squirrels to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid and ugli."
from Squirrel Jokes, a pamtri video
"Taking a bite of McDonald's Doom Burger tastes like heaven, the second bite can take you there."
from a comment on Ronald's Mac Factory, an Xploshi video
"I know a good rye when I see one."
from quaker's oats, a PilotRedSun video
"FASTER MENNEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
from a poorly-written post on the now-archived Dashnet Forums
"Tried to pull off his mask, but there was really his FACE!"
from 1000BPM, a Beck song
"99% of gamblers quit before the big win!"
from Adding Gambling to My Minecraft Mod, a DiffyMC video
"Someone stop this criminal, this is not forgivable!"
"That evil individual, this is just unthinkable!"
both from Your Door Was Locked!, an Element Animation video and/or song
"Don’t you think this is all a little unfair? ...yes."
from An Egg's Guide to Minecraft - PART 7, an Element Animation video
"I am the yeast of thoughts and mind."
from the Globglogabgalab, a character in Strawinsky and the Mysterious House
"New Objective: Wait in the line of slaves."
from a quest in The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
"Hey look, ramps! We can use these as ramps!"
from a Sonic game (idk which one)
"Business. Serious business. This is absolutely all of your business."
from an upgrade in Cookie Clicker
"Oh look, SpongeBob and Patrick are on fire. This is going to be the best hunger games we have ever had."
from Hunger Games In A Nutshell, a pamtri video
"Kick some ice."
from the tagline of Blades of Glory
"What's it gonna take to shake the ill times?"
from Ill Times, a GUM/Ambrose Kenny-Smith song
"I'm thirsty- should be some orange juice in the fridge. ...I could go for a cup of coffee!"
from Ethan, a character in Heavy Rain
"I worked for George the Jumping Triangle, he's a fraud."
from the title of I Worked For MrBeast, He's A Fraud, a DogPack404 video
"SAVㅤㅤHㅤㅤINCㅤSS"
from cursed and unholy plug-and-play TV games, a planet clue video
"Holy crap- part of the Sound Shapes OST is on Spotify, we're so back"
I also made this one, folks.
"This project has no meaningful contribution to society."
from thisTitleHasNoMeaninfulContributionToSociety, a post in r/ProgrammerHumor
"Nothing puts a poop in a person's pants faster than talking about AI."
from This AI is Unhinged, a penguinz0 video
"Uh, hey- come look at this site. Aw, cool, can you download the Foo Fighters?"
from Never Illegally Download, a BouncinMouncin video
"*hysterical laughing* What a C-H-O-E-K."
from why im not playing mario kart wii for another 2 months, a Poofesure video
"So before you speak, it's best to remember- each individual case will require a specific judgement call, depending
on who you're talking to and the context of the conversation!"
from The Sock, an Amazing World of Gumball episode
"A smile is like a hug that your face gives to someone else's eyes."
from The Advice, an Amazing World of Gumball episode
"Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and... Dodge."
from Patches O' Houlihan, a character in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
"Water contains unhealthy amounts of water."
from 49 minutes of Minecraft: Story Mode on a scratched xbox disk, a Nichologeam video
"This is my house dude. Don't jostle the heating ducts."
from Burners, a PilotRedSun video
"Open your mouth wide... a universal sigh."
from Bloom, a Radiohead song
"I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once."
from a Looney Tunes episode
"Where are my non-LG Productions-flavored blog posts?!"
I also made this one, folks. (x2)
"For some reason, a lot of Minecraft YouTubers confuse 18 with 12."
from a comment on Every YouTube Predator Explained in 34 Minutes, a Thunder Eagle video
"Where do these stairs go? ...They go up."
from a conversation in Minecraft: Story Mode
"This calls for an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION."
from a recurring gag in a multitude of Matt Rose videos
"UI's are like jokes. If you have to explain them, they are not good."
from a comment on Crappy User Interfaces, a NakeyJakey video
"The Concord Situation of 2024 is crazy."
from the shutting down of Concord in September 2024
"Roll up, roll up for the Misery Tour!"
from the... Minecraft Movie trailer... *sighhh*
"Unregistered HyperCam 2"
from the 2000s or something idk
"Ah, 'Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys' for the PS2, my favorite horror game."
from Video Game Cover Art, an Aztrosist video
"Majority of the rights reserved... I think."
I also made this one, folks. (x3)
"She didn’t have what it takes to survive in the cutthroat world of businesssssssss."
from an episode of Dinosaur Office
"'This world is mine to craft.' -Bryan, the Hero"
from a comment on “You were supposed to be the hero, Bryan!”, a DiamondBrickZ video
"Bro made a guipplegorp-"
from a user in the BTA! Discord server
"According to all known laws of physics, there is no way Java should be able to compile."
from Jonkadelic, in the BTA! Discord server
"Keep it simple, don't overdo it."
from Emu Rock, a GUM/Ambrose Kenny-Smith song
"ＮＯ ＭＵＳＩＣ"
from ＮＯ ＭＵＳＩＣ, a Bosh video
"Thanks to you, I am a figure of ridicule within the market community."
from Friendship, a DHMIS episode
"We've got the vision, now let's have some fun."
from Time to Pretend, an MGMT song (this will always be the last splash)